Lyrics
Oh, Mario, Your Mushrooms Smell So Bad. You Will Eat Stuff That Will Kill You. You Such Distracted That, The princess always gets stolen. Maybe one day you'll learn that the Princess prefers Luigi. That Turtle Would Kill You, But you have too Much Plot Armour, You Can't Outrun Me at All, You will die from exhaustion. Oh, Mario, You Need To Eat Stars, Just To Beat Turtles. Oh Mario, That Is Pathetic. (ME? I'M A FAST LITTLE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!!) Oh, Mario. You Hate me, [slows down] Because you can't get your coins, while I have, [Gets faster] 2763 RINGS!!!!!! (Ohhhh, You're Poor) You're So poor You can't Buy Trash! [instrumental intensifies] Hi, How's Killing Bowser? Can't Do It. That's Pathetic. I can kill god's and machines that put bowser to shame. (I'll be Back!!!!) [Instrumental Calms, Pianos Heard] Oh, Mario, I don't know, Don't Know, [Instrumental Intensifies] Don't know. HOW YOU'RE DETERMINED SO MUCH!!! Hey, plumber boy, must be hard always jumpin', no rest Running through your kingdom of bricks, but my speed is simply the best But hey, Mario, where's your Emeralds? I got Chaos by my side While you're scramblin' for power-ups, I'm on a supersonic ride. Blue blur streakin', you're just stumbling in red I dash through the loops while you're barely ahead Oh, it's hard to hear you from the sound of my lead Sonic's the name, speed's my creed You're throwin' fireballs, while I light up the stage With lightning feet, man, I break every cage
