Lyrics

[Verse] In a world of elegance and grace Where arias fill the sacred space There's a tale unlike any heard before Of a sound that echoes from the floor (yeeeowwwww) [Chorus] Oh, the resonance of a wet fart (oh, oh, oh) It echoes through the opera hall (oh, oh, oh) From the depths, a symphony (oh, oh, oh) A comical tragedy for all (oh, oh, oh) A masterpiece of flatulence (oh, oh, oh) In this operatic dance (oh, oh, oh) Wet farts, a musical affair (oh, oh, oh) We can't help but laugh and stare (oh, oh, oh) [Verse 2] In the moonshine's glow, the floorboards creak Where the dancin' feet and broomsticks meet Slap, shuffle, stomp, in a rhythmic art Each step in tune with a wet fart (yeehaww) [Chorus] Broomstick beats in a hillbilly trance (yeehaw, oh, oh) Accompanied by that wet fart's chance (yeehaw, oh, oh) [Verse 3] Demons roar, their anthem starts With a firestorm of wet farts (yaaaargh) Flames lick the heavens, in hell's own chart In the symphony of the damned, they play their part (yaaaargh) [Chorus] Through the inferno, we charge with might (we charge, oh, oh) As the wet farts resound, igniting the night (the night, oh, oh) [Bridge] Swords are drawn in the operatic skies (in the skies, oh, oh) Where the Valkyries and the demons collide (they collide, oh, oh) With every clash, a wet fart slips (a wet fart slips, oh, oh) The battle hymn of the apocalypse (apocalypse, oh, oh) [Verse 4] Under the moon, the war cries loud A chorus of gas, the crowd's endowed