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Need to find the stats that's right, indeed Numbers to explain the mind, we'll read Choose the test, assess, no stress, let's feed On the data, gotta evaluate, take the lead Discuss it, just pick, don't stick, proceed Select it, perfect it, watch the patterns breed Measure the mood, the attitude, we'll plant the seed In the variance, we find the truth, that's guaranteed Regression lines, they shine, define the creed Correlations tell, excel, they lead P-values low, now show, they plead For significance, we chase, at lightning speed [Chorus] Run an ANOVA when groups are more than two Look for differences between them, it's what you do Independent t-tests for just a pair to compare Seek out how they vary, when samples are rare Plot a correlation if you're on the hunt For how two variables change, and their relationship's blunt [Chorus] P value's the guide, tells how results can glide Between random chance and a true effect that's tied It shows us the odds, in significance it confides A threshold we use, to decide if we should abide If it's lower than point oh five, we take the dive Claim the findings are alive, and let our theories thrive Reject the null, with evidence we arrive At conclusions we derive, where scientific truths survive
