Lyrics
WHERE'S THE BEEF??!!!! WHERE'S THE MOTHER FUCKIN BEEF?!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhh YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhh, Owwwwww!!!! THIS SONG IS ABOUT READING, BECAUSE IT'S IMPORTANT in SHIT. GONNA ED JUCATE YOU FOOLS! BITCHIN GUITAR SOLO!!!! [GUITAR SOLO] Just Chillin the the morning watchin CAPTAIN POWER Eating Batman Cereal before the Milk Got Sour Gonna hit up Pizza Hut, with my Book It Badge With Land Before Time Puppets on my Hand Then my little sister started bitchin wants the TV Threw a Hardee's Smurf Figure cause she was buggin me The Channel Changed and HOLY FUCK, FLYING SAUCERS AND RAINBOWS!!!! Reading Rainbow! Butterfly in the sky, I can go twice as high Take a look, it's in a book, A Reading Rainbow! I can go anywhere Friends to know, and ways to grow A Reading Rainbow! I can be anything Take a look, it's in a book A Reading Rainbow Reading Rainbow! Ooooooooooh HOT DAMN ITS LAVAR BURTON!!!! KING OF THE PAPERBACKS!!!!! TOTALLY RAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!! LAVAR BURTON IS A BAD MAM A JAM A!!!!!!! TEACHIN ME I CAN DO ALL SORTS OF COOL SHIT!!!! So I left the house, with my bassist Steve Goin to a Def Leppard concert gonna smoke some Weed We've got Ladies in G Strings playing with their gum If we read them books right we might just come HEY GURL, HOW'D YOU LIKE TO DROP THAT TEEN BEAT AND READ SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK!!!!!!! With My face between her Legs, flipping those PAGES, [FEMALE VOCAL] "I'M BOUTTA CUHHHH CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHH OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!" That's Right BOYS AND GIRLS!!!! READING IS FUCKIN COOL YOU BEST READ, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T WE'RE GONNA BUST DOWN YOUR DOOR AND DUMP LITERARY KNOWLEDGE ON YOUR ASS!!!!!! [outro]
