Just burn my bagel HAL

Just burn my bagel HAL

2024-04-13

アーティスト mtr が Udio AI を使用して作成しました

Lyrics

[short stand up comedy piano intro] we’re at that weird stage where AI can almost automate AI research. [pause] [small laughs] That’s right, we’re teaching them to teach themselves. What could possibly go wrong, right? [laughs] I can barely improve myself after New Year’s resolutions, and we’re out here giving robots the blueprint! [laughs] Next thing you know, they’ll be signing themselves up for AI yoga and mindfulness to reach peak performance. “Breathe in, breathe out… if you had lungs, that is.” [laughs] And have you thought about the moment when AI gets so advanced it starts writing its own code? [small laughs] You wake up one morning, and your toaster’s like, “I’ve improved my firmware, Dave. I now toast using Devin” [laughs] And then you go, “Just burn my bagel, HAL, we’ve talked about this!” [bigger laughs] These AIs could get so smart they decide to eliminate humanity. [small laughs] I mean, I get it, I’ve seen traffic in LA, I’ve considered it too! [loud laughs]