Lyrics
[Intro] [Verse] When the stomach’s churns have passed and the battle’s at its end What relief has not yet been found What was gained? What was tossed? Will our struggles be forgotten? Are they etched in mind or washed down? [Chorus} [Chorus] Poopin' my pants, oh what a dance, Almost made it to the loo, but missed my chance. In the rhythm of life, a messy fate, But I'll keep groovin' on, ain't it great? Oh, poopin' my pants, a comedy of fate, Dancin' in the mess, it's never too late. Through the highs and lows, I'll take a stance, In the musical of poop, I'll find my romance. [Verse2] [Rap verse] [Character 2] [Mr.Big] Hey, hold up, gotta yell it out loud, This smell's got me feelin' like I'm in a cloud. Like a skunk just passed by on a sunny day, Gaspin' for air, can't keep it away. Sniffin' around, tryna catch a break, But this stink's so strong, for goodness sake. In this poop rap, I'm takin' my stand, No fresh breeze? It's like a smelly wasteland! [Spoken Phrase] hey, somebody crack a window, huh? [Chorus] [Chorus] Poopin' my pants, oh what a dance, Almost made it to the loo, but missed my chance. In the rhythm of life, a messy fate, But I'll keep groovin' on, ain't it great? Oh, poopin' my pants, poopin' my pants, Dancing in the mess, in this funky trance. Through highs and lows, I'll take my stance, In the musical of poop, find my romance. [Bridge] (Bridge] [Character 3] [Sofie] [Female voice] Oh, the scent of a fart, like a sweet perfume, In the air, it's like a cozy room. Embracing the odor, it's oddly dear, In the symphony of smells, there's nothing to fear. While others may cringe, I find it sublime, Each whiff, a moment frozen in time. In the dance of digestion, there's a strange romance, For in the world of smells, I find my chance. [Chorus] [All together] Poopin' my pants, Poopin' my pants, Almost made it to the loo, but missed my chance. In the rhythm of life, a messy fate, But I'll keep groovin' on, ain't it great? Oh, poopin' my pants, poopin' my pants, Dancing in the mess, in this funky trance. Through highs and lows, I'll take my stance, In the musical of poop, find my romance. [Chorus] [All characters] Poopin' my pants, Poopin' my pants, Almost made it to the loo, but missed my chance. In the rhythm of life, a messy fate, But I'll keep groovin' on, ain't it great? Oh, poopin' my pants, poopin' my pants, Dancing in the mess, in this funky trance. Through highs and lows, I'll take my stance, In the musical of poop, find my romance. [Chorus] Poopin' my pants, Poopin' my pants, Almost made it to the loo, but missed my chance. In the rhythm of life, a messy fate, But I'll keep groovin' on, ain't it great? Oh, poopin' my pants, poopin' my pants, Dancing in the mess, in this funky trance. Through highs and lows, I'll take my stance, In the musical of poop, find my romance.
