UNDERTALE A.I SHOW - PAPYRUS
Créé par VindSama avec Udio AI
Lyrics
PAPYRUS: "NYEH HEH HEH! WELCOME, HUMANS, TO THE GREAT Papyrus' COMEDY EXTRAVAGANZA!" (Audience claps) PAPYRUS: "YOU KNOW, PEOPLE OFTEN ASK ME, 'PAPYRUS, HOW DO YOU STAY SO POSITIVE?' AND I SAY, 'WHEN YOU'RE BARE BONES LIKE ME, EVERYTHING ELSE IS JUST ICING ON THE CAKE!'" (Audience laughs) PAPYRUS: "AND SPEAKING OF ICING, MY BROTHER SANS TRIED BAKING ONCE... HE SAID IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE UNTIL HE REALIZED HE COULDN'T EAT IT!" (Audience laughs) PAPYRUS: "BUT LET'S NOT BE TOO HARD ON SANS. HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN STOMACH MY SPAGHETTI... OR AT LEAST, HE'S THE ONLY ONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE THE GUTS TO TELL ME OTHERWISE!" (Audience laughs) PAPYRUS: "AND THEN THERE'S Undyne. SHE'S A REAL CATCH, ISN'T SHE? I MEAN, LITERALLY! [Laughs] SHE THROWS SPEARS BETTER THAN ANY FISHERMAN I KNOW! NYEH HEH HEH!" (Audience laughs) PAPYRUS: "I ONCE ASKED Undyne HOW TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD. SHE SAID, 'PAPYRUS, YOU'VE GOT TO HAVE A LOT OF GUTS.' I TOLD HER, 'WELL, THAT'S WHERE I'M LACKING, I'M ALL BONES!'" (Audience laughs) Papyrus: "And now, here is a round of my favorite puns! Why don't skeletons fight each other? Because they don't have the guts! Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no-body to go with him! What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! [Laughs] Why did I, the great Papyrus, become a chef? Because my spaghetti is rib-tickling! And here's something I read by mistake, but it's quite humerus: Did you know that according to quantum physics, an object can be in two places at once? Well, I tried it and ended up with a splitting headache! And finally, why did the skeleton go to the barbecue? To get another rib! CAN YOU STOP PLAGUING MY SHOW WITH incidental piano, SANS! [Laughs] [Piano stops] [Laugh] Papyrus: "Alright, here are some more bone-tickling puns for you! Why did the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had a rattling good time! [Laugh] What do you call a skeleton snake? A rattler! [Laugh] SAAAAAAANS! SANS! SAAAAAAAAAAANS!!! STOP THAT AT ONCE SANS!
