Lyrics
[intro] It's Wendy, can you hear me? My Van has broken down, in the Redwoods... Hello? I can't... You're breaking up! [cheerleaders] (Uh Oh!) Daddy? (oh. no!) Oh, No, no, no!. (oh!) Damn it! This is my worst nightmare!.. God if you're listening, please... protect me., Amen. [Instruments start] Oh, no, No, NO...(oh!) Oh, no, no, NO! (ooh!) [bridge] In the name of the father, son and holy spirit, it's Wendy [choir] (Her name is Wendy) [chorus] Yeah it's Wendy, God, can you hear me?. (We hear you, Blondy!) It's dark and lonely out here .(Double You Endy, yeah she's Wendy) I'm stuck in the Redwoods. (Lucky she's Holy, Double You En De) God protect me, because I'm Wendy. (because she's Wendy) Yeah I'm Wendy. (Double You En de whY). Can't keep me down (No, no!) 'Cause I'm Wendy, ain't no damsel in distress Might be stuck but I'm feeling blessed Rocking Redwoods like it's a fashion show (Yeah, go Wendy!) [bridge] With the pines as my spotlight, watch me glow (Wendy, Wendy!) [chorus] 'Cause I'm Wendy, strong, can you see me? (She's shining so brightly!) Turning trials to my own party (W-E-N-D-Y, go Wendy!) [bridge] [female singing] I'm just a girl, from West Virginia Lost in the Redwoods, without any dinner But I'll survive, I'm a winner! Make my daddy proud, I'm no sinner, [cheerleaders] (We don't believe ya!, Yeah we don't believe ya!) [bridge] In the name of the holy spirit, [choir] (Her name is Wendy!) [chorus] Yeah it's Wendy, God, can you hear me?. (We hear you, Blondy!) It's dark and lonely out here .(Double You Endy, yeah she's Wendy) I'm stuck in the Redwoods. (Lucky she's Holy, Double You En De) God protect me, because I'm Wendy. (because she's Wendy) Yeah I'm Wendy. (Double You En de whY). [drop][chorus][wendy] In the name of.. [cheerleaders], [choir] (Wendy!) God it's Wendy, can you hear me?. (Yes, Blondy!) It's dark and lonely out here. (We agree! Double You En Dee!) God protect me, because I'm wendy. (because she's Wendy! She's so sexy!) Yeah I'm Wendy. (Double You En dee whY) Double You En Dee WHY!. [energetic end] [Cheerleaders] DOUBLE YOU EN DEE WHY! [drop] DOUBLE YOU IS FOR WENDY EE IS FOR ENVY EN IS FOR ENDING DE IS FOR DEATH WHY IS FOR.... , WHAT IS WHY FOR? We don't knoow! DOUBLE YOU EN DE WHY! (Her name is Wendy!) DOUBLE YOUU EN DE WHYYY! WENDY!
