Lyrics
Ooh Shake the chains off me It's been 22 long days I've been backed up I've been praying for death baby I just want to say to you girl Ohhhhhh I finally took a shit!! Oooohhhhh baby I thought I was dying thought I'd die, just like Elvis Dead on my thrown But in my case girl With a giant log half way hanging out my butt Ohhhhhh baby I am so lucky to have you I surely would have died alone They would have had to call my momma Ohhhhhh they would have told momma That I had a stroke while taking this giant shit Oh Lord Jesus... Girl, I am telling you This thing had a circumference of at least 6 inches Things just ain't right back there anymore darlin' Ohhh no, no, noooo What have I done to myself? I need to fix my life hunny I need to eat more fibre I can't keep losing double digits Every time I take a shit girl [Instrumental] [spoken] Get me Doc Monaghan's number girl [Instrumental] Let me give this guy a call real quick [Instrumental] Oh darlin' you didn't tell me you bought more provolone [Brass solo]
