Hillbilly Handiwork (Full)
Créé par Dave_2024 avec Udio AI
Lyrics
"Well slap my knee, this sink won't hold!" "Grab some gum, Hank, that trick's pure gold!" "Hear me out folks, the fun's begun" "Ain't need no manual, fixin' is fun!" "Duck tape's a charm, it patches the sky!" "Throw in some baling wire, nice and spry!" Look at this door, it's hangin' off loose! 'Member the time, we used a moose? Yup, that rack kept it steady and straight If it works, it ain't silly, no reason to debate Now the wind's whistlin' through the window's gap Let's stuff it with wool from Bessie's winter cap Got holes in the roof? Just grab some tin cans! Line 'em up neat, like a marchin' brass band! When the truck won't start, don't just stand and cuss A little moonshine in the tank gives it a kick and a fuss Overalls got a tear? Well, that's no big deal Patch 'em up with patches that ain't exactly real When the outhouse leans, just prop it with sticks You'll buy some more time 'til the next mudslide hits If the cow won't budge, no need for a prod Just play her some tunes, watch her dance and nod Banjo's got a hole? That's more sound for free Ain't no issue here, sounds fine to me! Now you might wonder 'bout our leakin' still But with a rubber boot, it's pourin' with a will! Every drop of moonshine, precious as the rain So we'll mend that old still, again and again Well, the henhouse door's been creakin' for days Till we oiled the hinges with bacon grease haze When the porch starts saggin', just under our feet We'll shore it up quick with an ol' car seat! Lay down some planks from the barn's old side Now it's a dance floor, with hillbilly pride! [Chorus] We'll fix it up, laughin', no matter what's wrong With bailing twine and a bluegrass song
