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One day, she brought a book so she could learn to water ski. Then she spent a fort-night looking for a sloping sea. But when she hulas in her long grass skirt, the excitement never stops... And all the farmers say they love the way that she rotates her crops. [pause] We lay upon the sand one day beneath a cloudless sky... I bought her a crimson rose to match her bloodshot eyes. "Oh, let's get a little bolder, my shy young thing..." I said. She got a little boulder and dropped it on my head. She said, "You give me half a crown And I will read your palm." Then she saw my love line went halfway up my arm. So now, she changed her prices, although she's just as willing... It's big fat men a two pound ten and little boys a shilling. [outro] [end]
