Lyrics
[intro, spoken word] Let me tell you a little story this happened to me a few days ago i dedicate this song. to anyone who's slammed their penis in the car I slammed my penis in the car door (you slammed your penis in the car door) oh yeah, i didn't look where i was goin, and now my dick's as flat as a pancake (as a pancake) ow! well now i can't even take a piss (you cant even take a motherfuckin' piss) i tried to go to the doctor, but he said there's nothing he could do (nothin' he could do) well i slammed it in that door, and now my dick looks like a motherfuckin' frisbee (a motherfuckin' frisbee) well, i cant even go to the doctor, yeah cause that would be, way too fuckin' embarrassing (embarrassing) even though my lady has already seen it it would still be way too fuckin' embarrassing (embarrassing) yeah I slammed my dick in the car door, yeah and now I can't play with myself no more (can't play with yourself no more) yeah i slammed my penis in the car door (the car door) i slammed my penis in the car door (the car door) and it hurt so fuckin' bad (the car door) and now i want to slam your penis in the car door too (the car door too) (bridge) well my member hurts so damn bad (hurts so bad) i don't know what to do anymore (what to do, what to do) i tried to push it back to shape (push it back to shape) but nothing ever works, yeah nothing ever works! (chorus) (chorus, funkier) yeah i slammed my penis in the car door (the car door) well, i slammed my penis in the car door, whooooo! (the car door) and it hurt so fuckin' bad, yeah (the car door) and now i want to slam your penis in the car door too, whoo yeah come on now one more time! (the car door too) (Chorus) (slammed my penis in the car door) yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! (slammed my penis in the car door) whooohooo! (the car door) (slammed my penis in the car door) come on now! (slammed my penis in the car door) yeahhhh!!!! (slammed my penis in the car door) whooohoooo! [fades out]
