Lyrics

(Verse 1) I awoke with a roar from the depths of my lair, The fridge was bare, an utter nightmare! Thunder in my belly, a calamitous sound, Dreamt of cereal but no milk to be found (oh, the despair profound!) [Guitar riff] [Guitar riff] (Bridge) (AAaaAAaaaaa) Off to the store! Off to the store! (Arise! Arise!) Off to the store! Off to the store! Arise! Arise! (Chorus) I need my milk, it’s a fierce demand, I'll raid the shelves with an ironclad hand. In my leather boots, down the aisles I stalk, I need the calcium dammit, let’s rock, let’s rock! [Guitar solo] (Verse 2) I grab milk cartons in the fluorescent glow, Thank the metal gods, their favor they bestow, Demons of dairy, bless this liquid white gold! Mission accomplished, I'm heading back, Homeward bound with my dairy pack. (Homeward bound, Homeword bound) [Short melodic rythmic victorious instrumental] (Homeward bound, Homeword bound) [Fade out to silence]