Lyrics

[Verse (excited, intense)] Mi have a new invention, it ago blow yuh mind, Forget di chalice and di spliff, dis ting one of a kind. It’s a laser bong mi friend, straight from outer space, One draw offa dis ray gun, green out di whole place (place, place…) [Chorus (cheerful)] Laser bongs, (pew) dem futuristic, Beam me up, (uh) get me lifted, Laser bongs, (puff) sci-fi ganja, Set phasers to “smoke out yuh mama" [Verse (Singer)] dis bong propels you high, faster dan photon light, Herb potent enough ta shift di realms of sight (watch out), Handle with care, this ain’t mere fiction, Or find yuhself lost in celestial addiction. [Chorus] Quantum bongs, (zap) dem beyond tomorrow, Beam me up, (zoom) elevate di sorrow, Quantum bongs, (blast) interstellar herb, Set coordinates to “high”, beyond what you’ve observed. [Bridge (intense)] Harness di cosmos with a galactic saber, Ignite it now, embrace your cosmic flavor (inhale), Stellar rips set di planets in motion (spin), Pass it round, join di universal commotion. [Chorus] Quantum bongs, (zap) dem beyond tomorrow, Beam me up, (zoom) elevate di sorrow, Quantum bongs, (blast) interstellar herb, Set coordinates to “high”, beyond what you’ve observed.