A First Time Rider's Lament
Creado por HotSwapFries con Udio AI
Lyrics
Okay, got the helmet... got the boots, gloves, jacket, keys phone wallet... only one thing missing! [Song starts] Let's go get us a ride! [Verse] Yeah I finally passed my MSF, just the other day, so I went up north to get a har-lay, at a quaint lil place called Farrow. Unique water tower on top, located near a fucking shit ton of shops, I thought they'd set me on the straight and narrow. But the moment I drove that sweet ass softtail off the lot, the engine stopped runnin', so naturally, where else would I turn? Wait, what? FIVE thousand DOLLARS?! ALL IT NEEDS IS A NEW SPARK PLUG!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!! [Verse] So as you can assume I was pretty, well, seriously fucking furious to say the least. I damn near knocked out the service rep when he told me! I decided to use my hands for a better purpose and fix the bike myself so I walked that thing home down I-71 in the rain. I spent about three weeks getting all the tools n shit that I needed and finally got that damn thing taken apart and got the bike running in no time. I finally got to take her out, for our glorious first ride, and within the first 10 minutes I lowsided into a guardrail and broke my FUCKING back.