The Bachelor
Creado por del27sk con Udio AI
Lyrics
[verse] Standing at the bar with a friend The bartender knows my name Slides me a drink with a wink And wishes me good luck Cut to twenty minutes later I’m being escorted out by security Mustache hanging off my face They rip off my wristband and say [chorus] You’re way too drunk to stay here And you have your friends to thank But the last thing I remember Is my father getting spanked [verse] Time keeps on rolling on Like a chugging train But I saw you standing over me while my head was by the drain On the floor of the hotel bathroom You hit me with a little drip Leaving cash upon the tile floor What a peculiar place to tip [chorus] They said I’m way to crunk to stay here And I have my friends to thank And I’ll never shake that image Of my father getting spanked That final boys night out Left me with memories and closure And my cousin got arrested for Indecent exposure [guitar solo]
