Lyrics

[Verse 1] My dad told me to stop staring at my phone I said OK boomer, please just leave me alone He started shaking, then he floated into the air I started screaming, dad said hey listen up you square [Pre-Chorus] He said Vibe check, yeet yeet Zesty with the cornflake Clapback, that's no cap I dab on your bussy boy grave You're giving N-P-C Bruh I'm shook, you simping for me You basic-pilled and nasty [Chorus] Touch grass you got no rizz Oof oof you got no rizz Touch grass you got no rizz Oof son you mid A-F A-F [Verse 2] My mom walked in, asked what's going on here? Dad said go away, honey, I've got this dear I tried to run away, but he teleported behind me He said omae wa mou shindeiru, so listen up closely [Pre-Chorus] He said Vibe check, yeet yeet Zesty with the cornflake Clapback, that's no cap I dab on your bussy boy grave [Chorus] Touch grass you got no rizz Oof oof you got no rizz Touch grass you got no rizz Oof son you mid A-F A-F Touch grass, son, touch grass [Saxophone solo] [Outro] Touch grass, you mid Touch grass, you mid You mid A-F, son Touch grass, you got no rizz