Lyrics

[Verse 1] It's that time of year, the moment's here Performance reviews, they bring some fear Managers and employees, face to face Discussing goals, achievements, and the pace [Chorus] Performance reviews, oh performance reviews A necessary evil, we just can't refuse We evaluate, we rate, we set the bar For the coming year, we'll aim for the star [Verse 2] In conference rooms, the tensions rise Strengths and weaknesses, no disguise Feedback flies, both good and bad Growth opportunities to be had [Chorus] Performance reviews, oh performance reviews Glittering with tension, a myriad of views With each benchmark, we pen our tale Our triumphs, our tumbles, weigh the scale [Verse 3] We plot the path for our career's flight Enduring scrutiny with all our might Bullet points like a soldier’s salute Stand to attention, firm and resolute [Bridge] Bright projector hums, slides on the wall Promises of raises making hearts enthral In the land of cubicles, we seek our fates Jotting down objectives, deadlines and dates [Chorus] Performance reviews, oh performance reviews The stage is set, there's no time to snooze