2024-04-28
Lyrics
Last night when I slept at a hotel, I got into a snag. I called up the front desk, said "I have a tough question, can you help me please?" As I'm caught in this zipper snaggin' Baby, I need some room grease Listen to me, oh, we've got a crisis, honey baby My zipper's stuck and my genitals are flopping in the breeze Front desk lady, she started to laugh, Sendin’ help fast, tryin’ to avoid a gaffe. With a chuckle she said "Hang in there, don't you freeze" While I’m shiverin’ in the draft, I plea “Some oil or a soap, just somethin’ with ease” “Cause this zipper bite sure ain’t the bee’s knees” Minutes dragged on (oh they dragged on), In that crammed little room, I danced a worried prance Maintenance man showed, with a grin ear to ear Said, "I got just the thing to save your rear" He pulled out some tools, and a bottle of lube Said, "This gonna be a slippery job, dude"
