What makes me a cowboy with dementia
Creado por JCorr1975 con Udio AI
2024-04-26
Lyrics
A man with a deep voice yodelling get me excited like a teenage dream. Scary guys with beady eyes and the zipper on the pants is down. I enjoy that look so much I read a book on history of zippers falling dow. (Verse)Dirty tits and baseball mitts are all I have to show for fighting in the civil war. I got a doctors degree in humpin' trees but I waste my skills on a whore. I tried to kill a fish In a Tupperware dish, I filled it with gasoline. I'm a creepy pud because I love Paul Rudd I watched every film he made (Chorus) what makes me a country boy. That’s what makes me USA. That’s what makes me super proud. That’s why the country is alway good. That’s what I do to make America good (Verse) I see a sand castle and I kick it down. I make a kool aid stain on a wedding gown. I take a truck to the shop so they can see what’s up. I take my dog and a beer and a tobacco cup. I don’t get worried if I pee my pants, and I steal lots of horses when I have the chance (Chorus)
