I Sh!t my Britches
Creado por MisterSpigot con Udio AI
2024-04-28
Lyrics
Woke up this morning feeling fresh to death Put on my suit, feeling like the best Stepped out the house, feeling like a king But my stomach churned, it was the first warning Breakfast burrito, you did me so dirty I'm hustling hard but my gut's in a fury Embarrassment floods, got me feeling so hurried Hope nobody noticed my walk kinda squirrely I just had an accident (oh no, what? what?) In my brand new slacks (uh huh, yuh) It's a backdoor slipup Shout-out to meals that betrayed, got me in this mishap Hit the bathroom sprint fast, feeling like a misfit, gotta get this cleaned though [Pre-Chorus: MC Humble] I feel funny, now my pants got company, oh geez! I feel runny, should have skipped that extra cheese, now I weep [Chorus: MC Humble] I feel crummy Pants ain't sunny I feel crummy In this concrete jungle, where danger's discreet But the real beast was that burrito meat My suit was sharp, my stride was wide Now the stains of shame are what I hide Can't walk the block without that side-eye glance Tell me why I trusted that second chance [Pre-Chorus: MC Humble] Ooh, my swagger turned to stagger, ain't it rich? Scrambling for cover, life's a snitch [Chorus: MC Humble] Now I'm humbled Tail tucked, I stumbled [Verse 3: MC Real Talk] In these streets where the tough get tested Who'd have thought it's my bowels that protested Rolled the dice on a food cart vendor Now I'm just a gastro-contender Flushed my pride down the public restroom Life serves you up that ego death bloom [Pre-Chorus: MC Real Talk] Guess I learned, through digestion's wrath There's no shortcuts on this path [Chorus: MC Real Talk] I got played Dignity's frayed I shit my britches, ruined my day
