All American Truck

All American Truck

2024-04-27

Creado por Young Milk con Udio AI

Lyrics

You ever wonder why American trucks are the best trucks money can buy? That's because all American trucks are forged from the strongest eagle talons known to man. The bald eagle. And then that American forged eagle alloy is dipped in a vat of molten budwiser boiling at a crisp 6000 american Fahrenheit degrees for maximum performance and durability Now I bet you're thinkin: [lady voice "Dale how do even get that many eagle talons and do you even get budwiser to reach a tempurature and h-"] shut up. Damn. Lemme speak. These American made trucks are blessed and Baptised by the highest of Texan preists. Assuring that Jesus won't just take the whee. He is. The wheel