SALAD DRESSING WAR (track 6)
Created By JohnnyLuchador With Udio AI
Lyrics
In 1499 the fierce Gelato Clan of Northern Italy and the bellicose Viagrani Nooni Clan of the south engaged in the now famous (screaming) SALAD DRESSING WAR!! each side claiming their dressing was superior. After 10 years of intermittent salad-tossing, and some cross-dressing, Cardinal Newmanelli the Just bought the warring factions to the table and mediated a salad dressing combining the best features of both. In the Piggly Wiggly Going down the Aisle Need some Ranch Dressing, cause its whats in style Checkin out all the LADIES, when it caught my eye Paul Newmans Chiseled Chin I couldn't Deny With a Mustache, and a Funny hat, I turned the bottle to be mystified A Story of War, a Story Untold, The Great Salad Dressing WAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRR!!! SALAD DRESSING SALAD DRESSING WAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!! In 1499 the fierce Gelato Clan of Northern Italy and the bellicose Viagrani Nooni Clan of the south engaged in the now famous (screaming) SALAD DRESSING WAR!! each side claiming their dressing was superior. After 10 years of intermittent salad-tossing, and some cross-dressing, Cardinal Newmanelli the Just bought the warring factions to the table and mediated a salad dressing combining the best features of both. For two centuries this combination was the official family dressing for all of Italy. Then during the Great Prosciutto War of 1710, the recipe went poof, lost, until recently, when it was unearthed in a decrepit palazzo on the Gran Canal. (CHORUS) The Magical recipe recipeared so to speak and is finally the dressing that united Italy. (screaming) That's Right, I'm reading the back of a Newman's Own Salad Dressing bottle. This sheet is Lit, it's got stories of war, wizards, and ladies of the night, all tied in to Salad Dressing. Newman, YOU'RE A CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!! WOooooooooooooooooooooooAHHH! (screaming) SALAD DRESSING WAR!! COVER ALL THE LAND IN RANCH DRESSING, OR MAYBE FRENCH, I'LL LEAVE THE DEATH OF MY ENEMIES , COVERED IN CRUTONS AND SMALL RADDISHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You had no clue we knew so much History on Salad Dressings, I CANT WAIT TO SHOW MY GRANDMA THIS!!!!!!! FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH PARTY ON MOTHER FUCKERS! (outro)
