Intoxicated Earth
2024-04-21
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[Dramatic movie trailer voice] In a world...where ants come from outer space... One man...one drunk, hungover man...is humanity's last hope Johnny: "Whoa...am I still drunk or are those ants freakin' huge?" They'll have to join forces...to save the planet Scientist: "According to my calculations, the only way to stop them is beer!" Johnny: "Now you're speaking my language, baby." Space Ants Versus Drunk Guy Coming soon to a theater near you...unfortunately [Johnny lets out a huge belch as the ants close in] Rated PG-13