The Rules of Acquisition
2024-04-26
Created By Wolfsblood🐺🩸 With Udio AI
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[shouted introduction] These are... THE RULES OF ACQUISITION!!! [hardcore talk-shouting] Rule One - Once you have their money, you never give it back. Rule Twenty One - Never place friendship above profit. Rule Thirty One - Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother. Rule Forty Eight - The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife. Rule Sixty Two - The riskier the road, the greater the profit. Rule One Oh Two - Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever. I said LATINUM LASTS FOREVER!!!! Rule Two Eighty Five - No good deed ever goes unpunished. NO GOOD DEED EVER GOES UNPUNISHED!! PUNISHED! PUNISHED! AAARRRRRGH! DABO BOYS RULE OKAY!
