Virtual Playground
Created By The Missing Link With Udio AI
2024-04-14
Lyrics
(Verse 1) In the depths of cyberspace, there's a board that's quite a sight, Where old rockers gather, to argue day and night. Metal Sludge Gossip, where the has-beens convene, Living out their glory days in a virtual scene. (Chorus) Metal Sludge Gossip, where the trolls never cease, Middle-aged men in their mom's basement, seeking peace. Stevie Rachel leads the pack, from the band TUFF he came, Thinking he's a rockstar, but still playing the same old game. (Verse 2) They'll argue 'bout the '80s, like it was yesterday, While Vince Neil's car crash is still their favorite play. Razzle lost his life, but they're more worried 'bout the tunes, Debating pointless trivia in dimly lit chat rooms. (Chorus) Metal Sludge Gossip, where egos never shrink, Bobby Blotzer's there too, from rockstar to carpet shrink. Living in the past, with keyboards as their swords, They'd rather squabble online than face their own accord. (Bridge) They'll dissect every riff, every drumbeat, every chord, While their own dreams faded, they cling to their keyboard. But in the end, it's all in jest, a comedy to behold, These rock 'n' roll jesters, with stories left untold. (Chorus) Metal Sludge Gossip, where time stands still, Living through their avatars, a virtual thrill. But as the night grows older, and the arguments die down, They'll log off 'til tomorrow, in their virtual playground.
