Lyrics

In realms infernal, 'midst flames that flicker, Where shadows dance and demons bicker, There dwells a fruit, so green, so fine, The devil's avocado, divine.With skin so tough, yet flesh so tender, A seed within, a world to engender, He's Satan's own, a palatable vice, An advocate for avocados, oh so nice! [Chorus] DEVIL'S AVOCADO AVO-AVO-CADO CADO, I'M THE DEVIL AVOCADO AVACADAVACADEVILOCADO [drop], yeah that's me! In hell's dark kitchens, he takes his stand, For avocados across the land, He pleads their case, with zest and flair, In every fiendish culinary affair. But deep within, he ponders true, The nature of sin, the things we do, Are we just pawns, in Lucifer's game? Or masters of fate, with none to blame? [Bridge] Oh devil's avocado, so wise and bold, In a realm where darkness and heat take hold, You stand for your kin, with heart so true, Advocating for avocados, [drop] [sax solo] through and THROUGH! [Chorus] DEVIL'S AVOCADO AVO-AVO-CADO CADO, I'M THE DEVIL AVOCADO AVACADAVACADEVILOCADO [drop], yeah that's MEEEEE! Yeah that's ME! [Chorus] DEVIL'S AVOCADO AVO-AVO-CADO CADO, I'M THE DEVIL AVOCADO AVACADAVACADEVILOCADO [drop], yeah that's me! [Flute solo] I'm just an avocado boy, minding my own business don't mind me! [Flute solo]