Gynecology on Caffeine
Created By Alan964 With Udio AI
2024-04-21
Lyrics
(Verse 1) In the halls of the med school, where the students roam, There's a student named Salla, she's got exams to comb. With her coffee in hand and her notes all stacked, She's diving deep into the womb, ain't no turning back. (head banger solo guitar) (Chorus) Oh, gynecology, what a sight to see, From cervix to uterus, it's all a mystery. But Salla's on a mission, she won't be deterred, She's gonna ace this exam, even if it's absurd. (Verse 2) She's knee-deep in diagrams, ovaries in her dreams, And if you ask her about fallopian tubes, she screams. With her highlighter ablaze, marking diagrams bold, She's starting to think, "Is this how life unfolds?" (Chorus) Oh, gynecology, full of twists and turns, From pap smears to birthing, so much to learn. But Salla's not fazed, she's got her wit intact, Even if she's knee-deep in a cervix, fact. (Bridge) She cracks a joke about stirrups and speculums too, Laughs nervously 'cause laughter's all she can do. But amidst the humor, there's a somber note, For the women she'll serve, it's no laughing joke (scream) (Verse 3) With her textbooks worn out and her brain on the brink, She faces the exam, it's time to link and think. From endometriosis to pelvic pain galore, She's sweating buckets but she's craving more. (Chorus) Oh, gynecology, a journey bizarre, But Salla's not giving up, she'll raise the bar. With her dark humor and her wit so sly, She'll conquer this exam, no need to cry. (music crescendos) (Outro) So here's to Sala, the med student brave and true, Studying gynecology, a wild pursuit. With humor as her shield and knowledge as her sword, She'll navigate the depths, of this medical fjord. (solo electric guitar)
