Willie's Clockwork Cure
Created By The Electric Sheep With Udio AI
Lyrics
[Piano] Crooked teeth? Balding hair? Not content with the skin you wear? I, Willie the Fixer, with my tools in tow Promise you a future, where confidence Flows! [Instrumental] Frowning faces, gather 'round, listen here Let me ply you with an offer, lean in close, but have no fear I've got gears and springs for sorrows, bolts for brains that ache Come trade your fleshy follies, embrace the mechanical take [Instrumental Break with violin, cello, fiddle, and xylophone] [Bridge] I'm not the madman's muse, just a tinker in tempo, see? Let the swingin' sway, while your troubles they will flee You there with the gut, so round and wide, a history of diets that you have tried But Willie's here with a plan so valid, no more eating those sad sad salads Young man yes you with the chin so meek, come see Willie and you'll get what you seek A jaw of steel, with a chiseled line, let's cast away that weak design Hey there miss, no need for disgrace, but folks been callin' you a 'butter face' A sculptor's dream, beneath, I swear, that rough marble I'll buff and repair Now I see, your hubby steaming, thinks I'm rude or perhaps I'm scheming You seem tense let's make amends, I’ve got a deal that'll make some sense [Build Up] With no hidden charge or added price [Drop] [Whispers] (I'll throw in an extra cup size) [Instrumental] [Instrumental] I'm the saint of steal, a surgeon with a spring The maestro of metal, the steam-powered king! [Instrumentals] Hunchback posture, crooked spine? Stand up tall, you'll look divine! Vanish wrinkles, scars begone, new skin shines like morning's dawn Joints that ache and crack with pain, these ball bearings for your strain Porcelain teeth with a diamond shine, chew through metal, it's supper time Come with a cough or a chronic wheeze? I've got a cure, for all of these!
