Muppet Mayhem Cypher ext v2.2.2.1.2
Created By LongbodyQ With Udio AI
2024-04-21
Lyrics
Blobby hit the ring, thought he’d bring the heat Pink and wobbly, man, trippin' on his feet Muppets roll up with that felt finesse Gonzo with the stunts, Beaker with the BS Kermit's cool and the gang drop a vibe so sick Makin’ Blobby blush, turnin' up the trick With Scooter on the mix, Rowlf’s on the keys They layin' down beats like they spreadin' disease Down in the streets, we got the Muppet hype They’ll turn Mr. Blobby into kiddie type Yo, step to the stage, felt green, not blue Muppet crew rollin' deep, they'll school you They got a frog who's a leader, speaks true Miss P's in the back, she'll end you, boo Against Blobby, pink and squishy, blob shock Wobblin’ around, like he owns the block But Kermit's got bars, Fozzie with the jokes They'll serve up a dish, leave Blob smack in yokes Swedish Chef cooks up a roast, hot plate Animal on drums till you can't think straight Blobby's bouncin', but he's facin' defeat Sweetums steps up, large and in for the sweep A fuzzy giant with a voice so gruff One glare from him, Blobby hollers 'enough!' Dr. Teeth gold grill, Electric Mayhem band They bring the funk from Muppet land Cameras flash as Beaker takes charge Meep-meep flow, his verse hits large Blobby tries to rally with a bounce-back stunt But he's in the ring with the Muppet front Now it's round two, lights down, it's on, crew unfurls Blobby bobbin' and weavin', as the diss track twirls Muppet posse's relentless, like Statler and Waldorf's chide Got balloons for them haters, watch 'em drop as they slide Pepe’s got claws, and a shrimp’s heart of steel Snapping puns left and right, Blobby’s fate is sealed Electric Mayhem’s jammin’, we got Zoot on the sax Layin' jazzy hits, while the Blob just relax Waldorf and Statler, up in the balcony box Throwin' shade and age like an old paradox Mr. Blobby, he tries with a wobble and shake But against these Muppets, that's a grave mistake It's Rizzo on the mic, rat packin' a punch Droppin' fiery lines while he’s munchin’ on lunch The Great Gonzo, shootin' cannons of rhyme Hits Blobby so hard, sends him back in time Sam the Eagle, with a patriotic diss Puts Blobby on trial, and he pleads the fifth The showdown's epic, on this puppeteer stage With the Muppets throwing gags, they’re the ultimate rage Round three, the bell dings, Mr. Blobby in a bind Muppets in formation, with the win in their mind Up steps Rowlf, that dog's got blues in his soul Plays melody that makes even Blobby whole Meanwhile, Kermit straight sipping on his tea Dropping truth bombs, 'It's not easy being green' Then Miss Piggy struts, diva with the swing Telling Blobby 'bout the bacon that she’s about to bring Bunsen Honeydew, with his gadgets and his tech He got science on his side, Mr. Blobby’s just a wreck
