Lyrics

[spoken] [man] He's way too YOUNG for a cellphone! [woman] Well _I_ don't think so And we can afford it..... [man]. Who's he gonna call with it, you? [woman] Of course he can call me, I'm his MOM! I can be his very first Facebook friend [sing] [Verse: smooth, reflective] When we got disconnected, shut down and rejected, Retreated into apps, that filled the social gaps, Internet felt cold and dead, my dating future filled with dread, Doom scrolled myself into a blur, powered up and there you were! [Chorus: soulful, uplifting] Every profile, every post, every website, every host. Yours the only like that mattered, (the only like that mattered). The only like that mattered (the only like that mattered) The most! [Verse] Must not trip into a hole, they might try to steal our souls. Each refresh feels like a goal, every loop out of control. Every title just clickbait, leads us to debate and hate, And the only love you get (is hate) [solo] [Chorus] [Verse] Must not trip into a hole, they might try to steal our souls. Each refresh feels like a goal, every loop out of control. Every title just clickbait, leads us to debate and hate, And the only love you get (is hate) [solo] [Chorus] [Chorus repeats] Every profile, every post, every website, every host. Yours the only like that mattered, (the only like that mattered). The only like that mattered (the only like that mattered) The most! [solo] [Bridge] [Outro] [Chorus repeats] Every profile, every post, every website, every host. Yours the only like that mattered, (the only like that mattered). The reason I put up with all the garbage and the chatter The only like that mattered (the only like that mattered) The most! [End] [Spoken word] [Man] Well wait a minute, what happened to Debbie’s dad? [whisper](I’m talking about the future) [Woman] You didn’t hear? When the stock market started crashing, he tried to buy Bitcoin [Man]. So what? Bitcoin is doing great! [Woman] No, you mean now, I’m talking about the future [Man] Well what about the future? I still don’t get it, what happened to him? I’ll tell you what happened to him! [sing] Oh