Lyrics

[Verse (spoken, angry, fast)] Oh my man, what (what) Who you callin' a baguette croissant? (huh) I'll have you know that my fedora just untipped itself In fact, it did a backflip right off my head, reading your comment made me physically sick (you punk) And I don't mean sick A.F., I mean sick like I'm gonna have to un-eat my breakfast any second now (bloergh) What do you mean "don't un-eat your croissant"? I had some [bleep]ing avocado for breakfast Not the kind of Frenchman you thought? Well, screw you, I haven't had baguette since granny passed in '96 Ah, I'm gonna Ah, I'm gonna [Drop] Bloeeergh