Somethin's wrong with Jodie
Erstellt von Sleepy mit Udio AI
Lyrics
Well Jodie's goin' crazy Down by the great big lake Because it turns out that Mary Put bath salts in her cake So I go grab a shotgun Some bullets and a cigar Gonna go catch a Jodie And tie her to the car Well she's singin about Jesus She's swingin around a bat And when I tried to talk to her She just squealed like a rat I said Jodie wont you settle down Your high as hell for goodness sake And I know it aint your fault Its the bath salts in that cake She said somethin about a gremlin And somethin about a bat Then she started mumblin on About jesus and her cat I said now come on there Jodie As I rigged up my lasso And when she finally stood still I gave it a good throw Now I'm drivin up the highway Jodie tied to the top of my car Then I drove up to her dads house Which wasnt mighty far I said howdy Mister Mustard Hate to disturb you at this hour But I think Jodie has crapped her pants And probably needs a shower So I said come on now Jodie Lets get you to bed But as I took her off the roof This is what she said She said woah now Johnny Im higher than a kite I think I just saw jesus christ And we got into a fight I said dont be silly Jodie You aint talk to christ Youre just high on bath salts You do know that right She said well now that explains it Thats why I shit my pants I was jacked to the tits on bath salts Doin one of my crazy rants I said its okay now Jodie Why dont you just get some sleep I know it might be hard right now But try countin some sheep Well Jodie was goin crazy Down by the great big lake But you know that wasnt Jodie It was the bath salts in her cake
