Explosive Fart in the Pew
Erstellt von Tinger mit Udio AI
Lyrics
(Verse 1) In hallowed halls, where hymns resound, I sat in reverence, head bowed. But fate had a mischievous plan in store, A symphony of gas, a deafening roar. (Chorus) Oh, the loudest wet fart, a thunderous blast, Echoed through the sanctuary, aghast. Explosive diarrhea, a torrent of flame, As I soiled the pew, to my eternal shame. (Verse 2) The congregation gasped, their eyes wide with shock, As the stench of my shame filled every nook and block. I tried to stifle, but it was no use, The liquid fire flowed, a torrent of abuse. (Chorus) Oh, the loudest wet fart, a thunderous blast, Echoed through the sanctuary, aghast. Explosive diarrhea, a torrent of flame, As I soiled the pew, to my eternal shame. (Bridge) The pastor's sermon, once so profound, Was drowned out by the laughter full resound. I sank into my seat, my face aflame, A pariah in the house of God, a sinner's shame. (Verse 3) As the service ended, I fled in disgrace, Haunted by the memory of my gaseous embrace. The pew I had defiled, a testament to my plight, A reminder of the day I lost my fight. (Chorus) Oh, the loudest wet fart, a thunderous blast, Echoed through the sanctuary, aghast. Explosive diarrhea, a torrent of flame, As I soiled the pew, to my eternal shame. (Outro) In the annals of church history, my name shall be etched, As the one who unleashed the fart that wan not far fetched. A cautionary tale, a lesson to be learned, That even in the holiest of places, the body can turn.
