My Feminist Toilet.
Erstellt von Spinflight mit Udio AI
Lyrics
[Verse 1] Thinking about our feminist designed toilet. Saves water prevents the planet from burn. Council insisted on replacing the old one. Thought they were doing Greta a good turn. White squat and ugly, designed by a bird. The insouciance with which it flat refuses. To flush even the most menial of turds.. [Chorus] [drop] So after numerous times pressed. A potato masher is called and blessed. A mop for cleaning the spatter of faecal matter! Some weird foreign name no idea how it's pronounced? [Hook]With mop under arm this turd I will joust!!! [Verse 2] Thinking about our feminist toilet. No doubt someone woke scored points. I have to turn round before wiping. To see my turd is barely moist. Glad I'm not in a rush! As my bum cheeks crush. More chance of getting a Royal Flush!! [Chorus] [drop] So after numerous times pressed. A potato masher is called and blessed. A mop for cleaning the spatter of faecal matter! Some weird foreign name no idea how it's pronounced? [Hook]With mop under arm this turd I will joust!!! [Verse 3] It isn't just our toilet, if I were to fly overseas. I'd be rather alarmed to fly a Boeing. Not always made by people with ovaries Nowadays they keep exploding! Like my bowels after a vindaloo!! Or the bird who didn't earn it. Designed and constructed by ingenue. [Chorus] [drop] So after numerous times pressed. A potato masher is called and blessed. A mop for cleaning the spatter of faecal matter! Some weird foreign name no idea how it's pronounced? [Hook]With mop under arm this turd I will joust!!! [Verse 4] So whether your sightseeing the Titanic. Or flying overseas for fun. Contemplating the modern world. Whilst merely exercising your bum. Who knows what problems unseen. What can you still trust? Is the only purpose to engender our disgust? [Chorus epic soaring] This turd I will joust! This turd I will joust!! This tuuuuuuuurd I will Jouuuuuuusttttttttt!!!!!
