Lyrics

[Intro] Wake up, Sha-doh-nade! (WOO!) [electric guitar intro] [Verse 1] She's the queen bee Everybody wants to be with her But she said yes to me (somehow, the fuck?) Feeling like I'm walking on air [pre-chorus] It's time, to get ready, Right now I think I'm gonna be sick (uh-oh!) I hope, she'll go steady Pray she thinks I have a big (UH!) LET'S GO! [Chorus] I'm getting ready for our big night Gotta make sure everything's just right Got my best shirt and my shoes that shine Gonna show her a real good time [Verse 2] Now I'm at the front of the school (ooh-ooh) Once a nerd now I'm kinda cool [Female Voice, Spoken] Hey Sha-doh-nade... There she is at the doorway (Check her out!) Legs for days and her long blonde hair (God damn!) For the love of God, don't shit yourself [Spoken] Does uh, anyone have pants to spare? (OH FUCK!) [electric guitar solo] [Bridge] Made it to the toilet, just in time [fart] Relieved myself of stress, I'm doin' fine (Thank God!) Tonight's the night, I won't hold back Make her mine and huh? What? [spoken] Oh no. [Chorus] I'm not getting ready for our big night She's kissing someone else, not worth the fight I'll stay home and play games, I'll be fine Then I'll show myself a real good time Sha-doh-nade's got another tonight (Oh man...) Maybe I was just a little out of sight Just another page in her magazine (Tear it out!) At least I'm a king in my own scene [Spoken] Guess it's pizza rolls and Mountain Dew again (Hell yeah, all right!)