Lyrics
[Intro instrumental] Are you sure I can have this ride? ... Canadian generosity rocks Let's ride! [Drop] Yeaaaaahhhhhhhh!!!!! Punch up the power Let's see how fast she can go! Uh oh! [Verse] Ridin' down Vancouver streets On a crappy e-bike, Somehow doing 90 What the fuck (what the fuck) Going going too fast Burning trail in Stanley Park Oh crap I just hit a squirrel Sorry Bud! (Sorry Bud) I guess I really fucked up now [Drop] [Chorus] Modern Day Vancouver-ite Cheating death on a crappy e-bike Modern Day Vancouver-ite Hoping the Canucks game will have a fight Modern Day Vancouver-ite Can't afford the rent so I'm gonna take flight. [Drop] Welcome to the life of a Modern Day Vancouver-ite I blame Sim! [Verse] On the Lions Gate Bridge Dodging rush hour cars As the middle lane changes What the fuck (what the fuck) I really hate that thing Now I'm in the North Just swiped some Ferrari's side mirror Sorry Bud! (Sorry Bud) Now I know I've fucked up now. [Beat] [Drop] [Chorus] Modern Day Vancouver-ite Cheating death on a crappy e-bike Modern Day Vancouver-ite Hoping the Canucks game will have a fight Modern Day Vancouver-ite Can't afford the rent so I'm gonna take flight. [Drop] Welcome to the life of a Modern Day Vancouver-ite I blame Sim! [Electric guitar solo] [Verse] The brakes just fell off, This is getting really dangerous, What the fuck (what the fuck), I think I'm gonna die. Cutting through The Shipyard, Oh no, I just ran over some guy, Sorry Gramps! (Sorry Gramps) , I have to ditch this town right now. [Drop] [Chorus] Montréalais des temps modernes Maintenant J’ai besoin d'apprendre une nouvelle vie. Montréalais des temps modernes Les Habs sont meilleurs que les Canucks je l'admets. Montréalais des temps modernes Pourquoi y a-t-il tant de vélos dans cette ville? Bienvenue de la vie du Montréalais des temps modernes Je blâme Sim [Outro]
