Oh Nic Cage!!!
Erstellt von JohnnyLuchador mit Udio AI
Lyrics
(Intro) [Verse 1] In a laundry room, under neon lights, Nic stands alone, facing his fight. His favorite pair, now caught in despair, A stain on his underwear, it just isn't fair. [Pre-Chorus] He tries once, he tries twice, Detergent and bleach, his only allies. But the stain, it remains, In his battle against these chains. [Chorus] Oh, Nic Cage, in the wash's rage, Fighting a battle, on a domestic stage. His heart screams, under the moon's beams, "WHY CANT I GET THESE DAMN THINGS CLEAN!!!!" [Verse 2] The machines whirl, a defiant symphony, Nic’s hopes and dreams, spinning in harmony. But as the cycle ends, he's filled with dread, The stain still there, mocking, unfed. BUT THESE DAMN SKIDMARKS WON'T GO AWAAAAAAAYYY!!!!!! [Pre-Chorus] He’s a hero, a star, but this battle’s far, More challenging than any movie by far. He’s on his knees, begging please, To the laundry gods, he concedes. [Chorus] Oh, Nic Cage, in the wash's rage, A war with a stain, on life’s vast stage. His soul tears, as he swears, Lost in his laundry nightmares. [Breakdown] But warriors fight, through the darkest night, Nic won’t give up, he’ll continue the fight. For in his heart, he knows the art, Is not in winning, but in the part. [guitar solo] [bridge] THE BATTLE ISNT OVER, ON THE WINGS OF PESTILENCE HE'S SCRUBBING WITH VIOLENCE, TO MAKE A CLEAN AMMEND BATTLED ANGELS AND DEMONS, ROBOT DUCKS AND BEARS TOO CAGE WONT GIVE IN, CAGE WILL NEVER LOSE!! [Chorus] Oh, Nic Cage, in the wash's rage, A war with a stain, on life’s vast stage. His soul tears, as he swears, Lost in his laundry nightmares. WHY CANT I GET THESE DAMN THINGS CLEAN!!!!! WHY CANT I GET THESE DAMN THINGS CLEAN!!!!! WHY CANT I GET THESE DAMN THINGS CLEAN!!!!! WHY CANT I GET THESE DAMN THINGS CLEAN!!!!! WHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????!!!!!!!!!!! NATIONAL TREASURE FOREVER!
