Lyrics

(Verse 1) There once was a guy with a toe so grand, It was like a fifth limb, quite unplanned. He tried to drive a car, but oh what a show, The pedal was no match for his colossal toe. (Chorus) Big toe, big dreams, trying to shift gears, But his toe's too big, and the car just veers. He pushes and shoves, but it's a no-go, There's just no room for his giant toe. (Verse 2) He tried a coupe, a sedan, even a van, But fitting his toe was not in the plan. He thought of a bike, but that was a flop, His toe hit the ground with every hop. (Bridge) Oh, giant toe, why do you thwart me so? All I want is to drive and go. But here I am, stuck with a toe too wide, Yearning for a ride where you can reside. (Chorus) Big toe, big dreams, trying to shift gears, But his toe's too big, and the car just veers. He pushes and shoves, but it's a no-go, There's just no room for his giant toe. (Outro) So if you see a guy walking with a limp, It's just the guy with the toe of a chimp. He's still got his dreams, and he's walking tall, One day he'll find a car where his toe fits all.