Lyrics
[verse 1] I've been a terrible employee, I must confess Slacking off on the job, creating quite a mess I show up late, take naps twice before noon At least I didn’t use Josh’s card for a week in Cancun! But I swear, y’all, I'm turning a new leaf No more pranks, no more stunts, no more grief I'll be the model employee, you'll both see Just don't fire me, I'm begging purdy please! [verse 2] But let me tell you about my saving grace Josh, I thank you for the smiles you put on my face You hooked me up with a desk named Timmy And gave me a "chicken" for the gate, yay! GIM-ME!! Lyndsay, I feel safer knowing you got my back God’s Grace flows through you, that's a fact Unique office supplies, you never say no And when I’m struggling, your love flows "Are you okay?" you ask with concern I shake my head and the tears start to burn I’m a pain in the Rocky, yet y’all keep me around Please know you’re why I’m able to rebound. I've said my piece, and I'll make it stick. No more being the office lunatic. I'll be the employee you always dreamed. A productivity machine, or so it’ll seem. With my quirky humor and newfound drive. Watch this ol’ girl come alive!
