Royal Flush
Erstellt von PunningWild mit Udio AI
Lyrics
[Verse] My morning joe, a Trojan horse, the enemy inside charts its course. She’s in the shower, I'm on time borrowed, This one-bathroom kingdom’s gonna explode! Chorus: Trapped in this caffeine nightmare (Nightmare) The princess inside doesn't seem to care! (seem to care) The thrones been seized, a twist of fate, Now the dark army's storming through the gate! [verse 2] My hope climbs high for sweet release, when I hear the shower's water cease. But my crowning victory is denied When a blast heralds that "hair is being dried!" Chorus: Trapped in this caffeine nightmare (Nightmare) The princess inside doesn't seem to care! (seem to care) The thrones been seized, a twist of fate, Now the dark army's storming through the gate! [bridge] The barricade falls, the door opens wide. A hero's welcome, I step inside. A throne reclaimed, my heart does gush! My saga ends with a royal flush! (royal flush) Chorus: Trapped in this caffeine nightmare (Nightmare) The princess inside doesn't seem to care! (seem to care) The thrones been seized, a twist of fate, Now the dark army's storming through the gate! [Verse] Cheers in the hall, the stars align. (stars align) Royal flush, victory’s mine! (victory's mine) And yet, a delayed scare-- The toilet paper roll is totally bare. Totally bare. (Totally bare) Totally bare.
