Lyrics

Well me and my old lady Had finally agreed To put a new addition in our family And as our kin keeps gettin' bigger The home has got to grow So we decided to list our current house for a real estate show Our realtor was perfect And the open house was a success And we made lots of connections With several prominent guests But when I went to check the bathroom You wouldn't guess what came next [Chorus] Someone double deckered my toilet They left one in the bowl and another where it doesn't show They double deckered my god damn toilet And when you try to flush it down, the water keeps turning brown Oh, God, it stinks so bad Why is this happening?