The Goblin Tricks
Erstellt von Legend369 mit Udio AI
Lyrics
[Verse 1] I woke up this mornin', my wallet was bare Musta been that sneaky jew, lurkin' in there He swapped out my dollars for his fake green gold Now I'm livin' on credit, with a tale to be told [Chorus] Jew cash caper, they're at it again Swappin' my money, makin' me wanna scream and spin They're trickin' me good, but I won't give in I'll outsmart those jews, and get my cash back within! [Verse 2] I tried to use a credit card, but it was no go Jew hacked into the system, and made all my funds go low Now I'm stuck with nothin', just a pile of dust Guess I'll have to find another way to pay the rust [Chorus] Jew cash caper, they're at it again Swappin' my money, makin' me wanna scream and spin They're trickin' me good, but I won't give in I'll outsmart those jews, and get my cash back within! [Bridge] I heard there's a way to trap them, with a clever little trick A fake gold coin, that looks just like a brick If they take the bait, they'll lose their loot And I'll be the one laughin', with my cash all cool [Outro] So if you see a jew, with a wad of fake dough Just remember my lesson, and don't let 'em get the show Keep your cash tight, and watch for their tricks And we'll all be laughin', at those sneaky little jew fixes!
