Lyrics
The flushing water’s rush, my worries all dispel This cloistered chamber casts a cleansing spell [Pre-Chorus] Oh, let the bowels unfurl, a porcelain world Where every man and woman, boy and girl Can find their own retreat, from toils and strife In this quiet corner, we toast to life I'm sittin' on my throne, a porcelain retreat A kingdom for my thoughts, so humble, so discreet The grumble in my gut, a prelude to release There's nothing quite as sweet, as pooping, it's a peace Wave goodbye to stress, with every little plop I cherish every moment, every trickle, every drop Oh hail the sound, the splash, a crown for every king Embrace the natural call, the joy that it can bring With every grub and groan, a symphony of ease A celebration song, just let it flow, just release In solitude and grace, a porcelain embrace 'I love to poop', a chant for our most human race
